About

The life and times of yours truly.

  • June 1985

    I was born

    And the earth rejoiced!

  • April 1990

    I became a child

    To the terror of the neighborhood, my skills as a human-being flourished.

  • June 2015

    I achieved Perfection

    After years of toil and trouble, I attained Nirvana.

  • September 2025

    The Future

    Prepare yourselves!

  • Be Part
    Of My
    Story!

Testimonials

People have strong feelings about me.

My favorite Ann Speers moment was when we were lost in the Everglades in two canoes - with alligators bellowing in the distance - and she was totally UNFLAPPABLE and led us on through the mangroves!

Mama Speers

My favorite memory was when she smiled to convey "I'm defending you aggressively, but we're still friends" at Innertube Water Polo.

B. Fink

My favorite Ann Speers moment was when she fell asleep in St. John on a boat cruise in her bikini with her arm around the guard rail and a beer in her hand!

S. Cole

Three words that describe Ann are perspicacious, creative and zany (meant in the best way possible!).

S. Gross

The top three words that describe Ann are beautiful, witty and adventurous.

L. Musser

The top three words that describe Ann are: judicious, cerebral, jovial.

Kimi-kokamo

Ann's super power is determination.

Buzz

Her superpower is her MEGAWATT SMILE.

F. Fairbear

Ann's super power is: keeping it simple.

Man Speers

Recreation

I am available for the following recreational activities.

Innertube Water Polo

It's like normal water polo, but lazier.

Camping

The wilderness is my playground.

Traveling

Also, the entire world is my playground.

Professional Opportunities

I'm the most extraordinary Economic and Environmental Policy Analyst that you know.